Strange but True.

A note:

Hey hows it going ya'll?

Here is the "Strange but true" articals that I was talking about.

Strange

But

True!

by Samantha Weaver

Arkansas Weekly

• Some of those who research our sleep habits claim that humans' normal sleep pattern should alternate four hours awake with four hours asleep 24 hours a day.
• It was several hundred years BC when famed Greek philosopher Plato made the following sage - and still relevant - observation: "One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors."
• If you pick up those flashy (and trashy) tabloid mags in the checkout line of the grocery store, you might want to consider this: the reading level of tabloids is considered to be 9 to 12 years of age.
• The first football team on record to have a live animal mascot was the United States Naval Academy. In 1890, the story goes, midshimen acquired a goat and named it, with a great lack of creativity, "Bill."
• "Uncopyrightable" is one of the only 15-letter words in the English language that doesn't repeat a single letter.
• No matter where you live in the world, if you've been paying attention at all during the past 15 or 20 years you've heard the Nike shoe comppany's slogan "Just Do It." In the late 1980s, the company was filming a commercial in Africa and hired a tribesman in Kenya to say the slogan in his native tongue. Instead he said, "I don't want these. Give me big shoes." And nobody, it seems, caught the substitution.
• If you're like the average American, you spend more time watching TV than doing anything else excepting else except sleeping and working - more than four hours every day.

***

Thought for the Day: "No man has a prosperity so high or firm, but that two or three words can dishearten it; and there is no calamity which right words will not begin to redress." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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*IT'S TIME TO OFFEND EVERYONE*

**Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat

**Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar

**Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment

**Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast?
A. They're hiring

**Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either

**Q. What do you call a Mississippi farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A. A pimp

**Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

**Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.

**Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!'

**Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
A. A northern fairytale begins, 'Once upon a time...' A southern fairytale begins, 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.'

**Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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Tough Old Cowboy

A TOUGH OLD COWBOY COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE,THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A  PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS
OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.

THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103.

WHEN HE DIED, HE LEFT 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45
GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT GREAT GRANDCHILDREN AND A 15 FOOT HOLE
WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.......

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One Sunday morning an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were very worn and ragged.
 

 In his hand he carried a worn out old hat and an equally well read Bible.
 

The church he entered was in a very upscale and exclusive part of the city. It was the largest and most beautiful church the old cowboy had ever seen. The people of the congregation were all dressed with expensive clothes and jewelry.
 

As the cowboy took a seat, the others moved away from him. No one greeted, spoke to, or welcomed him.
 

They were all appalled by his appearance and did not attempt to hide it.
 

As the old cowboy was leaving the church, the preacher approached him and asked the cowboy to do him a favor.

 

"Before you come back in here again, have a talk with God and ask him what he thinks would be appropriate attire for worship in church."

 

The old cowboy assured the preacher he would.
 

The next Sunday, he showed back up for the services wearing the same ragged jeans, shirt, boots, and hat. Once again he was completely shunned and ignored.
The preacher approached the cowboy and said, "I thought I asked you to speak to God before you came back to our church."
 

 "I did," replied the old cowboy.
 

"If you spoke to God, what did he tell you the proper attire should be for worshiping in here?" asked the preacher.
 

 "Well, sir, God told me that He didn't have a clue what I should wear. He said He'd never been in this church." 

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NEVER   SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my  beer.  (OK in Texas  )
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar  detector wasn't  plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village  People?
4.  Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up  with me. Good  job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you  had to be  in relatively good physical condition to be a police  officer.
7.  You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I  pay your salary! 
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10.   Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.  
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are  no  other  cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.  
12.  When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your  eyes  look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

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A father  put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and
listened to  her prayers which ended by saying:  "God bless Mommy, God bless 
Daddy,  God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."

The father  asked, "Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?"

The little girl said, "I don't  know daddy, it just seemed like the
thing to do."

The next day  grandpa died.


The father  thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father  put the girl to bed and listened to her
prayers which went like  this:  "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and
good-bye  Grandma."

The next day the grandmother died.

Oh my gosh,  thought the father, this kid is in contact with the  other
side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad  heard her
say:
"God bless Mommy and good-bye  Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night  and got
up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as  a cat all
day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could  get by until
midnight he  would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so  instead of going
home
at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking  coffee, looking at his watch
and  jumping at every sound. Finally,  midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh
of  relief and went  home.

When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, 
what's the matter?"

He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've  just spent the worst day
of my life."

She said, "You think  you had a bad day, you'll never believe what
happened  to me.   This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my 
lesson!"

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One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a
well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the
well needed to be covered up anyway;

it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and
help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began
to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
donkey realized what was happening and cried
horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he
quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally
looked down the well. He was astonished at what
he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his
back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel
dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it
off and take a step up.

Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey
stepped up over the edge of the well and
happily trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds
of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well
is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
our troubles are a steppingstone. We can get out
of the deepest wells just by not stopping,
never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.

Live simply and appreciate what you have.

 Give more.

Expect less

NOW ............

Enough of that crap . .  The donkey later came back,

and bit the farmer who had  tried to bury him.

The gash from the bite got  infected and

 the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.

MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:

When you do something wrong, and try to cover
your rear, it always comes back to bite you.

You have two choices...smile and close this
page, or pass this along to someone else to
spread the fun.

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Peeping Tom
   
  
  
  
 This girl I know lives on the 4th floor of an apartment,  
and even though it is a  fairly good neighborhood,  
she has been having trouble with a Peeping  Tom that lives next door...

Every time she goes out on her  balcony to catch a bit of sun while wearing her bikini, this Peeping  Tom looks over from his balcony as soon as she removes her top, and  stares at her...

She has complained to the superintendent about  this Peeping Tom, but he says she must have positive proof before he  can do a thing --
She FINALLY got a picture of him while he was  staring at her... 
























And you  thought this was a dirty one - shame on you! 

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THIS IS VERY FUNNY
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After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to
Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and
preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like
most women - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the
following letter from the local Wal-Mart:

Dear Mrs. Samsel,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been
forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against
Mr. Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. Jan 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
carts when they weren't looking.

2. Feb 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Feb 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.

4. Feb 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
 'Code 3 in House wares. Get on it right away.'

5. Mar 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.

6. Mar 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Mar 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets
from the bedding department.

8. Mar 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying
and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Apr 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror
while he picked his nose.

10. Apr 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the
clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. May 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. May 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by
using different sizes of funnels.

13. May 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!

14. May 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed
a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!

And last, but not least.

15. May 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and
then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'

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Comments made in the year 1955..
Only 53 years ago! 

'I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20.' 

'Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long before $2000 will only buy a used one.' 


'If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous.' < BR>

'Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?' 


'If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store.' 


'When I first started driving, who would have thought ga s would someday cost 29 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage.' 


'Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as long as the girls.'

I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more. Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying 'damn' in 'Gone With The Wind,' it seems every new movie has either 'hell' or 'damn' in it.

'I read the other day where some scientist thinks it's possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the century. They even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas.' 


'Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $75,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't surprise me if someday they'll be making more than the president.' 


'I never thought I'd see the day all our kitchen appliances would be electric. They are even making electric typewriters now'

'It's too bad things are so tough nowadays. I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet.' 


'It won't be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work.' 


'Marriage doesn't mean a thing any more; those Hollywood stars seem to be getting divorced at the drop of a hat.' 


'I'm just afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business.'

'Thank goodness I won't live to see the day when the Government takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to congress.'


'The drive-in restaurant is convenient in nice weather, but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on.' 


'There is no sense going to Lincoln or Omaha anymore for a weekend. It costs nearly $15 a night to stay in a hotel.' 


'No one can afford to be sick any more; $35 a day in the hospital is too rich for my blood.' 


'If they think I'll pay 50 cents for a hair cut, 
forget it' 


Know friends who would get a kick out of these?

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~DEATH~
WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO EXPLAIN IT..

A sick man turned to his doctor as he was preparing to

Leave the examination room and said,

"Doctor, I am afraid to die.

Tell me what lies on the other side."

Very quietly, the doctor said, "I don't know."

"You don't know? You, a Christian man,

Do not know what is on the other side?"


The doctor was holding the handle of the door;

On the other side came a sound of scratching and whining,

And as he opened the door, a dog sprang into the room

And leaped on him with an eager show of gladness.

Turning to the patient, the doctor said,

"Did you notice my dog?

H e's never been in this room before.

He didn't know what was inside.

He knew nothing except that his master was here,

And when the door opened, he sprang in without fear.

I know little of what is on the other side of death,

But I do know one thing...


I know my Master is there and that is enough."



(sorry - cannot break this)

May today there be peace within you.

May you trust God that you are exactly

Where you are meant to be.

I believe that, friends are quiet angels

Who lift us to our feet when our wings

Have trouble remembering how to fly.



Just pass this on...

Do not break this, PLEASE!

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NOTE!
I do not send on chain mail like this... I blog it instead. lol. No despite the plea to spam people with it I like it enough to share.

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STUNNING SENIOR MOMENT

Apparently, a self-important college freshman
attending a recent football game took it upon
himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next
to him why it was impossible for the older
generation to understand his generation.

'You grew up in a different world, actually an
almost primitive one' the student said, loud enough
for many of those nearby to hear. 'The Young people
of today grew up with television, jet planes, space
travel, man walking on the moon. Our space probes
have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, ships
and electric and hydrogen cars, cell phones.
computers with light-speed processing... And more .'

After a brief silence the senior citizen responded

as follows:

 'You're right, son.
We didn't have those things when we were young ....
So we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit,
what are you doing for the next generation?'

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Mike was going to be married to Patti, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on. She did and said, 'These are too big I can't wear them.' I replied, 'Exactly I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems.' 'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Patti, 'Here try these on.' She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.' Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'

Then Patti took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here - you try on mine.' He did and said, 'I can't get into your pants.' Patti said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will.' And she lived happily ever after...

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Subject: A Real Man's Grill

I really like the chrome wheels and the ported barrel. This is a classic! I wonder is the wood chips are shapped like bullets or gun powder.

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Our planet Earth is populated with plenty of bizarre and astonishing creatures without the need for resort to fiction. Some are rare; some are on the verge of extinction. Here are 24 of the most peculiar creatures known to mankind.


ALPACA


ANGORA RABBIT


Axolotl


Aye-aye


Blobfish


Dumbo Octopus


Emperor Tamarin


Frill-necked Lizard


Hagfish



Komondor Dog


Narwhal


Pink Fairy Armadillo


Proboscis Monkey



Pygmy Marmoset


Red Panda


Shoebill


Sloth


Star-nosed Mole


Sucker-footed Bat


Sun Bear


Tapir


Tarsier


White-faced Saki Monkey


Yeti Crab

Stars and sky

This came from an email I got. I am in no way religious even thought I have my own personal beliefs....

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THE HELIS NEBULA.

DESCRIBED AS A TRILLION MILE LONG TUNNEL OF GLOWING
GASES.

AT IT'S CENTER A DYING STAR.

PHOTOS OF IT LOOK LIKE THE BLUE IRIS OF A HUMAN EYE.

SOME HAVE CALLED IT,

"THE EYE OF GOD."

JUST ONE OF GOD'S BEAUTIFUL CREATIONS.

I HAD NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE.

I READ ABOUT IT IN MY DAILY BREAD BOOK.

ALONG WITH THIS SCRIPTURE.

2ND CHRON.

16-9.

HOPE PIC COMES THRU.

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This is creepy!  

  
Think of a letter between A and W.

Repeat it out loud as
you scroll down.


Keep going . . .

Don't stop .. ..






Think of an animal that begins with that letter.






Repeat it out loud as you
scroll down.




Think of either a man's/woman's name
that begins with the
last letter in the animal's name.




Almost there........






Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand you are not using to scroll down.

Take the hand you FIRST counted with and hold it out in front of you at face level.




Look at your palm very closely and notice the
lines in your hand.



Do the lines take the
form of the first letter
in the persons name?!
.




OF COURSE NOT!!!!!



Now TAKE THAT

HAND AND smack
the shit out of yourself, get a life, and quit playing
stupid e-mail games!

Don't tell the secret to others, just send them this e-mail!

Smile & have a great day!      

    

        OH, Gotcha!!!!!!!!!  

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Awesome Senior Moment

Here's a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent interaction between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a Metro station in DC.

There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of America . I politely declined to take one.

An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined.

The young protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice said, 'Lady, don't you care about the children of Iraq ?'

The old woman looked up at her and said, 'Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea , and a son in Vietnam . All three died so you could have the right to stand here and badmouth our country. If you touch me again, I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it.'

 ~God Bless America ~

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This is a flower from Thailand . It is also a protected species and is not allowed to be exported. This will be the only way we will be able to view this flower.

Another Internet Wonder

A FLOWER ALL THE WAY FROM THAILAND .. . .

THE VERY RARE PARROT FLOWER

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Friend Test!!
 
 Hit forward and place an X by all the things you've done and remove the X from the ones you have not. Answer the 30 questions at the end and send it to your friends (including me).

This is for your entire life!

( ) Gone on a blind date
(x) Skipped school
( ) Watched someone die
( ) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
(x) Been to Florida
( ) Been on a plane
(x) Been lost
( ) Been on the opposite side of the country
( ) Been to Washington , DC
(x)Swam in the ocean
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid for a meal with coins only?
(x) Done something you told yourself you would not do?
( x) Made prank phone calls?
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose?
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
(x) Danced in the rain?
( ) Written a letter to Santa Claus?
( ) Been kissed under the mistletoe?
(x) Watched the sunrise with someone you care about?
(x) Blown bubbles?
(x) Gone ice-skating?
(x) Been skinny dipping outdoors?
(x) Gone to the movies?
( ) Got a speeding ticket?

1. Any nickname? Ash or Asha     
2. Favorite drink?  green tea and cherry dr pepper

3. Mother's name? Diana Ruth

4. Tattoo? no

6. How much do you love your job? I hate it

7. Birthplace? Newport, Arkansas

8. Favorite vacation spot? I have no vacation spot

9. Ever been to Africa ? No
10. Ever eaten cookies for dinner?  Yes

11. Ever been on Television? other than on 15... no

12. Ever steal any traffic sign? no

13. Ever been in a car accident? Yes
14. Drive a 2-door or 4-door vehicle? how about a no door
15. Favorite salad dressing? ranch
16. Favorite pie? cherry

17. Favorite number?  7

18. Favorite movie?  Green Mile,  SAW movies and  Fargo

19. Favorite Holiday ?  Hallowicked

20. Favorite Dessert? I have many

21. Favorite food? chinese or chicken

22. Favorite day of the week? SATURDAY 

23. Favorite brand of Body wash?
24. Favorite toothpaste? Colgate mint 
25. Favorite smell?  rain

26. What do you do to relax? read or listen to music

28. How do you see yourself in 10 years? I try not to look that far away
29. Furthest place you will send this message? no idea30. Who will respond to this the fastest?  no one
31. Who won't bother to respond?  ?

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                      A Woman's Poem  

 
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him...
Like his mother used to do!

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