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Thursday, September 11, 2008

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NEVER   SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my  beer.  (OK in Texas  )
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar  detector wasn't  plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village  People?
4.  Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up  with me. Good  job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you  had to be  in relatively good physical condition to be a police  officer.
7.  You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I  pay your salary! 
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10.   Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.  
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are  no  other  cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.  
12.  When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your  eyes  look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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