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None of that'Sis'-sy Stuff

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of True Friendship.

You WON'T see cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1.
When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

2.
When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3.
When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4.
When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here.

5.
When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6.
When you are confused, I will use little words.

7.
When you are sick, Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8.
When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off-- After I laugh my butt off!!

9.
This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; -- because you are my FRIEND!

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Try sending this to 10 of your closest friends, Then, get depressed 'cause you can only think of 4!

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