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> > Meet Marvin, men's answer to Maxine
> >
> > Men strike back!
> > How many men does it take to open a beer?
> > None. It should be opened when she brings it.
> > --------------------------------------------------------------
> > Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
> > Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
> > never
> >
> > be able to support you.
> > --------------------------------------------------------------
> > Why do women have smaller feet than men?
> > It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer
> > to
> >
> > the kitchen sink.
> > --------------------------------------------------------------
> > How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
> > When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
> > --------------------------------------------------------------
> > How do you fix a woman's watch?
> > You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
> > --------------------------------------------------------------
> > If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
> > front door, who do you let in first?
> > The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
> > --------------------------------------------------------------
> > I married a Miss Right.
> > I just didn't know her first name was Always.
> > --------------------------------------------------------------
> > Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by
> > 90%.
> > It's called a Wedding Cake.
> > --------------------------------------------------------------
> > Why do men die before their wives?
> > They want to.
> > --------------------------------------------------------------
> > Women will never be equal to men?
> > Until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and
> > still think they are sexy.
> > --------------------------------------------------------------
> > In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created
> > Man
> > and rested. Then God created Woman.
> > Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
> > --------------------------------------------------------------
> > Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few
> > women
> >
> > who can handle it!
> >
> > AND MAXINE SAYS... 'MARVIN'...
> >
> >
> > Maxine just had to have the last word.

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