Mirror, Mirror
Shrek, Hallie Berry and Denzel Washington were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'
Denzel Washington said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'
Hallie Berry agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most finest of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'
They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were
true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to
confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Hallie Berry was the
most gorgeous and Denzel Washington was the sexiest. They agreed to
meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror
told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'
Denzel Washington perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the
sexiest man of all'
But Hallie Berry lifted her sad, face and said ...
Shrek, Hallie Berry and Denzel Washington were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'
Denzel Washington said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'
Hallie Berry agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most finest of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'
They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were
true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to
confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Hallie Berry was the
most gorgeous and Denzel Washington was the sexiest. They agreed to
meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror
told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'
Denzel Washington perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the
sexiest man of all'
But Hallie Berry lifted her sad, face and said ...
'Who in the heck is Asha
LOL.
(...didn't see that coming did you? Now hit forward, change my name to
yours and send to all your friends.)
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