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A WOMAN'S POEM:

 

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart, and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.

 

 

A MAN'S POEM:
 
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast

Nymphomaniac with huge boobs

And a nice butt

Who owns a bar on a golf course,

And loves to send me fishing and drinking.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

 

The End

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